http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY...player_embedded

so I see this and I think, at least God don't lick his butt before he kisses me.

As a dog lover I actually thought it was kinda cute. As for the butt licking, it doesn't make it any less disgusting in perception but dogs mouths are filled with all kinds enzymes that very quickly and effectively kill germs. When pertaining to the big guy, you should be so lucky to receive a divine post-butt lick!