Just in case you are like me and find yourself in the service of God but not many who are wanting to be served - but still wanting to dive on in... Here is a great idea to get yourself into the program...

1) READ UP ON ALL RELIGIONS - not just your belief system. It is important to understand the values of others should you want to help them or for that matter 'convert them'. (Note-I am not a converter - but I know some of you may be. The fact is, you can't teach a fish to walk if you do not understand they breath via water molecules. Think about it and you will see the metaphor or drowned fish.)

2) VOLUNTEER - Your local police and fire departments are always looking for Ordained Ministers of DIVERSITY who can serve as CHAPLAINS on call and at scheduled functions.

A simple background check will be in order, and a short application.

In his work you shall succeed.